Driving School part 2

Last week I shared that I passed the first of two tests, narrowly, no thanks to tricky questions about carrying gods in the trunk of my car. This week I would like everyone to know that I passed the second and final test! In the words of our Spanish tutor on her practical test, it was “algo divino.”

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The second test is the practical, the “behind-the-wheel…of-doom”. I did a couple weeks of behind the wheel, and then multiple sessions behind the person behind the wheel. I was the quintessential backseat driver as I listened to the driving instructor walk other newbies through the intricate maneuvers of parallel parking in a spot the size of a tuna can.

Since it was frowned upon to live tweet my experiences through my practical exam, I tried to note a few things down in my journal as I sat behind other drivers, or after I finished my hour behind the wheel. Here are some excerpts from my journal.

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Taking drivers lessons again is like having someone teach you how to brush your teeth.

  • Faster!
  • SLOWER!
  • Careful.
  • Good job!
  • you are going to hurt yourself.
  • You are a natural
  • What are you doing?!
  • If you don’t do this correctly you are going to regret it.
  • You need more practice.

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Student driving is the perfect time to practice my combat breathing techniques.

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The driving exams in Spain are just updates on the Inquisition’s best torture devices.

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I want to see a movie where Morgan Freeman tries to hijack a car with a student driver.

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About to take my practical driving test here in Spain. I did this once in the USA about 15 years ago but I still am nervous. I actually just googled, “Volkswagen turn signals” because I forgot which side of the steering wheel they are on. I’m a wreck. Oops. Bad imagery.

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My driver instructor may or may not have kept up a running conversation with the examiner in order to distract him from the mistakes I was making.

 

The final outcome is that I have my license (well, theoretically. I have to wait for a card) and all those poor chaps that nearly lost their lives on the crosswalks are learning to walk with their heads up.

Cruz de hierro

Last week we took a quick trip up into the mountains with a friend. We visited the Cruz de Hierro which is the highest point of the Camino Santiago and is very meaningful to many pilgrims. It is there that tens of thousands of peregrinos have laid down a stone at the base. For some it is an act of penance, others an emotional releasing of a burden, and for others a symbolic act of leaving behind the past. 

The gospel tells us that at the foot of the cross of Jesus we find freedom from our sin and guilt. But I fear that most of these pilgrims feel only an emotional release, and nothing more. 

What?!

Here is a section from my journal:

At lunch today a friend, G, mentioned that he met a guy who was running the entire Camino alone, from France to Spain’s west coast (about 800 kilometers). Later on in the afternoon I get a text saying: “He showed up at my store! Can you come eat with us?”
G picks me up on his motorcycle and we meet up with Kevin.
He looks like he has been running for hundreds of miles. Which he has. He started eleven days ago, and has run more than a marathon and a half every day. Read that again.
G had told me he was from San Fransisco, but as we talked I asked, “You don’t sound like you are from California. Where are you from?”
Kevin: ”I am from California, but I spent some years in Minnesota.”
Me: ”Really. What part?”
Kevin: ”I went to college at St. Olaf.”
Me: ”Well, I grew up in Minnesota, and most recently lived in Edina.”
Kevin: ”My mom, and grandparents are all from Edina.”
**Strange.**
The conversation continues. We talk about running. We talk about ultras. We talk about what he is learning about himself on the Camino. Both he, and our mutual friend G, have been challenged emotionally and spiritually. As G slips away to pay the bill (something we discover later), Kevin mentions more about his religious background.
“I have grown up Lutheran but spent time in a Baptist church while in college.”
Me: ”In Minnesota? Which one?”
Kevin: ”It was in Stillwater. It was called Grace Baptist.”
Me: ”Do you know a guy named Tyler?!”
Kevin: ”We are good friends. And Shad the pastor.”
Me: ”Tyler, and his wife Olga, were in nearly every class of mine in my graduate studies!”

The funny part is that the next morning G and I were going to run with him out of Ponferrada, and we planned a time and meeting place, but never actually found him! God brought us together incredibly, and then when we tried to plan a meeting place we missed it.

I am confident there is something beyond coincidence happening here.

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Driving School

One of the joys of living abroad in Spain is the opportunity to brush up on my driving knowledge and skills. Here in Spain they require that those from the USA start at ground zero in their driving endeavors, which means back to the books.
In order to receive a Spanish drivers license one must first pass a theory test and then a practical test. The tests are separated by at least a week, and you have 3 opportunities to pass the two tests until you fork over another large sum of money.
My inner tightwad encouraged me to study in order not to have to pay more than necessary, so study I did.
Along with reading the driving manual as though my life depended upon it, I also took approximately 100 practice tests. A practice test is made up of 30 questions from any topic in the driving manual, of which you must get at least 27 of them correct in order to pass.
Because of the sneaky way the questions are asked on the exam, others encouraged me to take the test in English.
While the official test was translated well, the practice tests were “questionable.” Here are some of my favorites:

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Very important in case Thor or Loki is riding with you.

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I hate it when I brokes down!

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I get to a point when my eyes burst out fatigue, and let me tell you…

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I thought so hard about what this question could be asking I may have gotten a nosebleed.

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Always, always, the rider of a motorcycle must riding wit free exhaust pipe. How many times do I have to tell you!

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If my car is ticking over too loud, I get upset.

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The right answer should always include extreming precaution.

Medalist Podium

With the Olympics starting soon we are seeing more people using their platform of abilities to point to Christ. I think that is good. I think it is appropriate for an athlete, or artist, or recognized person to speak about their Savior as they have that opportunity (and tact). We are told to “Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have…but with gentleness and respect” (1 Peter 3:15).
But I can assure you that I won’t be standing on an award podium, or interviewed on television, any time soon for winning a race.
The world can look at those shining athletes and guess. But me? “Why did He pick you?” they will think.
– Not because of any secret talents yet to be revealed.
– Not because of something unique in me.
– Not because He needed something I have.
– Not because I was worth it.

His choice says very little about me, but it shouts volumes about Him.

I look forward to watching the Olympics and seeing individuals excel. I look forward to individuals being consistent with their faith in that arena. But my platform for speaking of my Savior is not a medalist podium. My platform is the utter absence of goodness in me overwhelmed by His incredible grace.

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Los Templarios

This past weekend Ponferrada celebrated several special days remembering the Templarios, or Knights Templar. The castle overlooking the city was a fortress maned by them, and in many ways, built by them. The city hosted a medieval market, a Templario feast in the castle, fireworks, and knight encampments.

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