One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and
\ntell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he
\nreplied, ‘I’m not going.’
\n‘Why not?’ she asked.
\nI’ll give you two good reasons,’ he said. ‘(1),
\nthey don’t like me, and (2), I don’t like them.’<\/p>\n
His mother replied, ‘I’ll give YOU two good reasons
\nwhy YOU SHOULD go to church.
\n(1) You’re 59 years old, and (2) you’re the
\npastor!’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, ‘I’m not going.’ ‘Why not?’ she asked. I’ll give you two good reasons,’ he … Continue reading