{"id":6561,"date":"2016-05-20T08:00:33","date_gmt":"2016-05-20T13:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scquest.org\/?p=6561"},"modified":"2016-05-17T01:25:50","modified_gmt":"2016-05-17T06:25:50","slug":"compliments-can-turn-on-you-like-a-skateboard-missing-a-wheel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/?p=6561","title":{"rendered":"Compliments\u2026sort of."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Compliments\u00a0can turn on you like a skateboard missing a wheel.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Lady in the market: \u201cYou two can speak Spanish perfectly!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me: \u201cIf you keep saying things like that we will be hanging around you more.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lady in the market: \u201cWell\u2026your wife speaks better Spanish than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Me thinking:\u00a0<em>Time to go.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Compliments\u00a0can turn on you like a skateboard missing a wheel. Lady in the market: \u201cYou two can speak Spanish perfectly!\u201d Me: \u201cIf you keep saying things like that we will be hanging around you more.\u201d Lady in the market: \u201cWell\u2026your &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/?p=6561\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[59,70,73],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-lessonlearned","category-living-abroad"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p34kFn-1HP","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6561"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6566,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6561\/revisions\/6566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}