{"id":5711,"date":"2015-10-16T07:00:35","date_gmt":"2015-10-16T12:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scquest.org\/?p=5711"},"modified":"2015-10-15T08:12:18","modified_gmt":"2015-10-15T13:12:18","slug":"the-gag-traveling-and-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/?p=5711","title":{"rendered":"The Gag: Traveling and Food"},"content":{"rendered":"

We have traveled our share, \"IMG_7337\"and have eaten\u00a0from\u00a0plenty of street vendors. There are certain\u00a0phrases that I use in reference to meals, especially on our international trips. I thought I would share what I say\u2026and what I mean.<\/p>\n

What I say:<\/strong> \"IMG_7338\"<\/a> \"DSCN5266_3\"<\/a>
\n\u201cThis would go great with Doritos! Do you mind if I grab a bag?\u201d
\nWhat I mean:<\/strong>
\n\u201cI really need another flavor to add to\/mask\/overpower what we are eating so I can get it down.\u201d<\/p>\n

What I say:<\/strong>
\n\u201cThank you for the meal! How would like to go out for some Cokes? I will treat!\u201d
\nWhat I mean:<\/strong>
\n\u201cI hope the Coke kills any unruly parasites I just ingested.\u201d<\/p>\n

What I say:<\/strong>
\n\u201cYou don\u2019t happen to have any Pepto-Bismol, do you?\u201d
\nWhat I mean:<\/strong>
\n\u201cTell my wife and daughter that I loved them, and I was brave to the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We have traveled our share, and have eaten\u00a0from\u00a0plenty of street vendors. There are certain\u00a0phrases that I use in reference to meals, especially on our international trips. I thought I would share what I say\u2026and what I mean. What I say: … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-around-the-world"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p34kFn-1u7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5715,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711\/revisions\/5715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scquest.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}