{"id":6053,"date":"2016-02-22T12:24:27","date_gmt":"2016-02-22T18:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scquest.org\/?p=6053"},"modified":"2016-03-26T11:16:02","modified_gmt":"2016-03-26T16:16:02","slug":"ask-for-kuka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.scquest.org\/?p=6053","title":{"rendered":"Ask for Kuka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Go to the bar \u2018Crisban\u2019 and ask for Kuka. He will get you in contact with the owner. Remember &#8216;Kuka.&#8217; Just ask for &#8216;Kuka!'&#8221; came the crackling voice from the other side of the intercom.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/scquest.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/img_7795.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/scquest.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/img_7795.jpg?w=584\" alt=\"\"><\/a>&nbsp;<br \/>\nWe had spotted an apartment to rent in the top floor of a building but couldn&#8217;t read the faded telephone numbers. We rang every intercom in the building, waiting for an answer. The final call set us on the search.<br \/>\nThe problem was, we didn&#8217;t know where the bar \u201cCrisban\u201d was, and we had never heard of &#8220;Kuka&#8221; before.<br \/>\nSo we walked to the next bar, which was not &#8220;Crisban&#8221; and asked if the barista knew of &#8220;Crisban&#8221; or &#8220;Kuka.&#8221; She didn&#8217;t, but she would call her cousin.<br \/>\n&#8220;Ok\u2026Kuka\u2026A few blocks\u2026Ok.&#8221; We listened to the staccato conversation from one side as the barista spoke into her cell phone. She hung up and said, &#8220;My cousin said that you can find Kuka at this other bar which is just a few blocks away.&#8221;<br \/>\nWe thanked the barista, paid for our coffee, and followed her directions.<br \/>\nWe stepped into the dimly lit bar, home to a few tables, a slot machine, the barista, and one lone gentleman.<br \/>\n&#8220;Is there a Kuka here?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No. But my name is Juan!&#8221; Replied the gentleman.<br \/>\n&#8220;Kuka comes in at 8. Why?&#8221;<br \/>\nWe explained our reasons and then began to make our way to the door.<br \/>\n&#8220;You aren&#8217;t from around here, are you?&#8221; asked the gentleman. &#8220;Are you German?&#8221;<br \/>\nSo goes the search for a place to stay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Go to the bar \u2018Crisban\u2019 and ask for Kuka. He will get you in contact with the owner. 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